You can contact me via the link above if you feel the urge to invite me for an all-expenses-paid holiday at your luxury villa in the Bahamas / Seychelles / Mauritius / Langkawi or wherever. I don't really mind where it is as long as it's warm. And the food is good. And the beer is cold. And there are dusky maidens on hand to peel grapes for me. My needs are simple.
Or you can even use the link to communicate something more mundane if you like. I'm very egalitarian.